Happy Holidays, everyone!\u00a0 Here\u2019s your holiday database song \u2013 sing it to the tune of \u201cLet It Snow\u201d:<\/p>\n
\u201cMake It Go!\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh, the database load is frightful,
\nPerformance is not delightful.
\nThe DBAs are eating crow,
\nMake it go, make it go, make it go!<\/p>\n
It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
\nAnd sequential reads are popping.
\nHit ratios are way down low,
\nIt\u2019s so slow, it\u2019s so slow, it\u2019s so slow!<\/p>\n
When we finally make it right,
\nGet it all into third normal form,
\nAnd if we really tune it tight,
\nThe hot seat won\u2019t even be warm.<\/p>\n
The database is now flying,
\nAnd my manager\u2019s stopped crying.
\nMy Christmas bonus is a go,
\nLet it snow, let it snow, let it snow!<\/p>\n
by Mary Elizabeth McNeely<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Happy Holidays, everyone! Here\u2019s your holiday database song \u2013 sing it to the tune of \u201cLet It Snow\u201d:<\/p>\n
\u201cMake It Go!\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh, the database load is frightful, Performance is not delightful. The DBAs are eating crow, Make it go, make it go, make it go!<\/p>\n
It doesn’t show signs of stopping, And sequential reads are […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":251,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions\/251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}