{"id":147,"date":"2013-12-14T16:43:34","date_gmt":"2013-12-14T22:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=147"},"modified":"2023-12-07T20:49:54","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T02:49:54","slug":"2013-database-christmas-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"2013 Database Christmas Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Holidays, everyone!\u00a0 Here\u2019s your holiday database song.\u00a0 It\u2019s about trying to attract DBA talent, which can be challenging.\u00a0 Sing it to the tune of \u201cLittle Drummer Boy\u201d:<\/p>\n<p>Come, we beg them, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nOur new contract to see, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nTheir high demands they bring, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nThat seem fit for a king, pa rum pum pum pum,<br \/>\nrum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,<\/p>\n<p>Dang, I feel so glum, pa rum pum pum pum,<br \/>\nWhen they come.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Mr. DBA, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nI have a budget too, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nI have no cash to bring, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nTo keep you in your bling, pa rum pum pum pum,<br \/>\nrum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll counteroffer you, pa rum pum pum pum,<br \/>\nA lesser sum.<\/p>\n<p>The DBA nodded, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nHe signed upon the line, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nThis rate is not at prime, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nBut maybe this one time \u2026, pa rum pum pum pum,<br \/>\nrum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,<\/p>\n<p>Then he smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum<br \/>\nYes, I\u2019ll come.<\/p>\n<p>by Mary Elizabeth McNeely<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Holidays, everyone! Here\u2019s your holiday database song. It\u2019s about trying to attract DBA talent, which can be challenging. Sing it to the tune of \u201cLittle Drummer Boy\u201d:<\/p>\n<p>Come, we beg them, pa rum pum pum pum Our new contract to see, pa rum pum pum pum Their high demands they bring, pa rum pum [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oracle","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":149,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}