{"id":209,"date":"2017-12-18T13:56:50","date_gmt":"2017-12-18T19:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=209"},"modified":"2023-12-07T20:48:07","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T02:48:07","slug":"2017-christmas-database-parody-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"2017 Christmas Database Parody song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>An Ode to Oracle 18c Autonomous Database<\/strong><br \/>\nSing to the tune of &#8220;Away in a Manger&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Autonomous database, about you I&#8217;ve read,<br \/>\nThat you can perform complex chores in my stead.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m wondering how much work you can defray:<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;m late for home, can you start a souffle?<\/p>\n<p>Make me some coffee with two extra creams,<br \/>\nLog onto eHarmony; find the man of my dreams!<br \/>\nGet me a mansion for the price of a shack,<br \/>\nAnd ply me with chocolates and small fancy snacks.<\/p>\n<p>Convince the SAN admin I need that disk space,<br \/>\nWhile I get my nails done at some swanky place.<br \/>\nTell my boss his thoughts are all pie in the sky,<br \/>\nAnd keep him distracted &#8217;til 5 o&#8217;clock is nigh.<\/p>\n<p>Rescue me when I run clean out of hair spray,<br \/>\nAnd twenty pounds less I would like to please weigh.<br \/>\nWrite all of my gift lists and do price compare,<br \/>\nAnd gift wrap the boxes, before Santa&#8217;s mid-air.<\/p>\n<p>(Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2017)<\/p>\n<p>Happy holidays from McNeely Tech!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Xmas-2017-robot-canva1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-204\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Xmas-2017-robot-canva1-300x169.png\" alt=\"Xmas 2017 robot canva\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Xmas-2017-robot-canva1-300x169.png 300w, http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Xmas-2017-robot-canva1.png 560w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Ode to Oracle 18c Autonomous Database Sing to the tune of &#8220;Away in a Manger&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Autonomous database, about you I&#8217;ve read, That you can perform complex chores in my stead. I&#8217;m wondering how much work you can defray: If I&#8217;m late for home, can you start a souffle?<\/p>\n<p>Make me some coffee with two [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oracle","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}