{"id":225,"date":"2020-12-17T13:38:58","date_gmt":"2020-12-17T19:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=225"},"modified":"2023-12-07T20:47:35","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T02:47:35","slug":"2020-holiday-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"2020 Holiday Song"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"christmas-berry-wreath-with-seashells-picture-id184776089<\/a><\/p>\n

Sing to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

That Zoom call, are you muted?
\nAll your thoughts are uprooted
\nYou just want to be down by the sea,
\nWhere happiness is truly guaranteed.<\/p>\n

\"Seriously?<\/a>

Seriously? Another Zoom meeting???<\/p><\/div>\n

Your work place, it is closed
\nLeaving you predisposed
\nTo not understand why you’re stuck inland
\nYou must at this time form an escape plan.<\/p>\n

On your iPhone, you can see the meeting
\nBut pretend your camera is down
\nThey’ll say, “Are you driving?” you’ll say, “No, man”
\nBut really you’re escaping out of town.<\/p>\n

Later on, you’ll conspire
\nAs you air up your tires
\nTo face unafraid, the plans that you’ve made
\nOpposite to what you had portrayed.<\/p>\n

\"Making<\/a>

Making the great escape!<\/p><\/div>\n

On your iPhone, you can see the meeting
\nBut point your camera up into the sky
\nThey’ll say, “Are you drinking?” you’ll say, “No, man”
\nBut you have got a ‘rita on the sly.<\/p>\n

Undisclosed, your location,
\nYour sunny new working station,
\nYour toes in the sand, your life is so grand,
\nThe pool boy brings you snacks at your command.<\/p>\n

On your iPhone, they can see your beach hat
\nCuz you forgot to keep your camera barred
\nThey’ll say, “Wow, you’re suntanned!” you’ll say, “Yeah, man,
\nBut I got it from working in the yard.”<\/p>\n

Sea waves crash, are you listening
\nThe sandy beach, it’s a-glistening
\nYour beach house is grand, it’s got good broadband
\nAbsconded to a coastal wonderland!<\/p>\n

\"Ahhh!<\/a>

Ahhh! Much better!!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

Sing to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”<\/p>\n

That Zoom call, are you muted? All your thoughts are uprooted You just want to be down by the sea, Where happiness is truly guaranteed.<\/p>\n

Seriously? Another Zoom meeting???<\/p>\n

Your work place, it is closed Leaving you predisposed To […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions\/240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}