{"id":83,"date":"2010-12-15T10:18:17","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T16:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=83"},"modified":"2024-06-18T12:57:38","modified_gmt":"2024-06-18T17:57:38","slug":"silly-christmas-song-o-database","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Silly Christmas Song \u2013 O Database"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is this year\u2019s silly Christmas song \u2013 by Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2010.&nbsp; Sing it to the tune of O Christmas Tree:<\/p>\n<p>O Database, O Database,<br \/>\nHow lovely are your b-trees!<br \/>\nYour indexes will always grow<br \/>\nThrough data loads of many rows.<br \/>\nO Database, O Database,<br \/>\nHow lovely are your b-trees!<\/p>\n<p>O Database, O Database,<br \/>\nYour segments are most loved!<br \/>\nHow often they give us delight<br \/>\nWhen we tune the query right.<br \/>\nO Database, O Database,<br \/>\nYour segments are most loved!<\/p>\n<p>O Database, O Database,<br \/>\nHow lovely are your trace files!<br \/>\nProcess tracing will ever be<br \/>\nThe way to joy and peace for me.<br \/>\nO Database, O Database,<br \/>\nHow lovely are your trace files!<\/p>\n<p>O Database, O Database,<br \/>\nThe boss-man always tells me<br \/>\nThat my RMAN backups better be<br \/>\nThe path to full recovery.<br \/>\nO Database, O Database,<br \/>\nThe boss-man always tells me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is this year\u2019s silly Christmas song \u2013 by Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2010.&nbsp; Sing it to the tune of O Christmas Tree:<\/p>\n<p>O Database, O Database, How lovely are your b-trees! Your indexes will always grow Through data loads of many rows. O Database, O Database, How lovely are your b-trees!<\/p>\n<p>O Database, O Database, [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":265,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}