While we’re posting silly songs, we might as well post last year\u2019s song, too:<\/p>\n
The Twelve Database Days of Christmas
\nBy Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2009<\/p>\n
On the first day of Christmas,
\nMy true love sent to me
\nAn index that’s a b-tree.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
\nMy true love sent to me
\nTwelve cache hit ratios,
\nEleven time zone patches,
\nTen consultants a-sleeping,
\nNine sysops dancing,
\nEight scripts a-spooling,
\nSeven users a-squawking,
\nA six-digit salary demand,
\nFive function calls,
\nFour TKPROFs,
\nThree corrupt blocks,
\nTwo raw devices,
\nAnd an index that’s a b-tree!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
While we’re posting silly songs, we might as well post last year\u2019s song, too:<\/p>\n
The Twelve Database Days of Christmas By Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2009<\/p>\n
On the first day of Christmas, My true love sent to me An index that’s a b-tree.<\/p>\n
\u2026<\/p>\n
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":264,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mcneelytech.com\/blog1\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}