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Silly Christmas Song – The Twelve Database Days of Christmas

While we’re posting silly songs, we might as well post last year’s song, too:

The Twelve Database Days of Christmas
By Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2009

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
An index that’s a b-tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Twelve cache hit ratios,
Eleven time zone patches,
Ten consultants a-sleeping,
Nine […]

Silly Christmas Song – O Database

Here is this year’s silly Christmas song – by Mary Elizabeth McNeely, 2010.  Sing it to the tune of O Christmas Tree:

O Database, O Database,
How lovely are your b-trees!
Your indexes will always grow
Through data loads of many rows.
O Database, O Database,
How lovely are your b-trees!

O Database, O Database,
Your segments are most loved!
How often they give […]