2012 Silly Christmas Song

Happy Holidays, everyone!  Here’s your holiday database song – sing it to the tune of “Let It Snow”:

“Make It Go!”

Oh, the database load is frightful,
Performance is not delightful.
The DBAs are eating crow,
Make it go, make it go, make it go!

It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
And sequential reads are popping.
Hit ratios are way down low,
It’s so […]