Holy moly – Larry’s buying Lanai!

Larry Ellison is purchasing virtually the entire island of Lanai, Hawaii.  How amazing, how opulent.

I’ve written a special song for the occasion …

“Ellison’s Island”
(sing to the tune of “Gilligan’s Island”)

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of Larry’s trip
That started toward Lanai
Aboard his massive ship.

Our Larry was a mighty wealthy man
His future […]